Grills and styling gel

Grills and styling gel are fighting to be number one on my list of things that that black people could do without.

Styling gel I just hate cause I really don't know why so many people have to use it to make these ghetto fabulous hairstyles that not even a hurricane could mess up. No really, why do we hate our hair so much as black people that we have to subject it to bondage...thank god the jerri curl is gone...now can we do away with the styling gel?

Now onto grills...people find all kinds of reasons to look down on black people, now come on do we really need to give them more? Why would you want to cover up your pearly whites with something that looks like cavities in your mouth, is hard to speak with and I'm sure causes saliva to accumulate in your mouth? Come on, having grills on your teeth is not any sign of being hip, cool or rich, just a sign you will pay any amount of money to make yourselves look like poppy show.

People stop embarrassing me, especially you rappers...I'm tired of being associated with such stereotypes of blackness and tired of feeling embarrassed when I see you with your metal teeth on my tv.